DISCLAIMER:

I love my dog, football college is better than the NFL, coffee, wine, men and lots of swear words!! Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one. These are mine. If you are going to be mean keep yours to yourself.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

College football Coaches I am NOT a fan of!!

With 44 days, 5 hours, 37 minutes until the NFL Regular Season kicks off I am feeling the need to blog!!

Why is Lane Kiffin such a fucking slime ball?
Why can't he follow the simplest of rules?
He is the reason for this blog. In his latest shining moment of shittyness he has pissed off the TN Titans for poaching an assistant coach.


There are a handful of football coaches out there I think a big sacks of shit.
They have had success. I have know assistant coaches who have worked for them so I feel like I may have more insight than the average football fan.
Funny thing my gut feelings about these slime ball coaches have been right 100% of the time.
So, I will continue to trust my gut and not believe the hype.
Current List of Coaches I can NOT stand nor would I let them near my son (if I had one):
-Nick Saban
-Lane Kiffin
-Steve Spurrier
-John Gutekunst (much more personal reasons than listed above)
-Mike Leach

These are just MY OPINIONS!
But felt like sharing anyway!
Enjoy!
and again only....
44 days, 5 hours, 30 minutes until football season!!







Monday, July 5, 2010

MEN!

Men!
I asked a man friend of mine if I was allowed to rip on men on my blog as long as I didn't mention names or major identifying information. He said yes as long as I give a good reason and a solution.
The reason....I don't understand them!
Why are their egos are so fragile?
They get pissy about the the smallest stuff.
I LOVE men do not get me wrong.
I have more male friends than female friends.
I LOVE men.
I prefer hanging out with the boys over a night out with the girls.
I REALLY DO LOVE MEN!!

So, you would think that men wouldn't piss me off so much but damn they really do piss me off.

I have a fabulous friend who has picked up a girlfriend in the last couple of months and has dropped off the face of the earth he won't return a phone call or a text message.
So, fucking irritating. We had all sorts of fun adventures planned with our group of friends and now all those plans are in the shitter.
So, annoying!
A girlfriend or boyfriend is supposed to be someone who can go to events with you and y'all hang out with each others friends and socialize. You don't just drop off the face of the earth and not see ANY of your friends!!
My solution.... Figure out how to have a relationship where you balance girlfriend time with friend time.

I have a met a nice guy recently (thru the internet) I like things about him. We have yet to meet face to face but maybe someday soon. I have talked to him on the phone. Nice phone voice (important to me).
BUT he gets pissy then ignores me on Blackberry Messenger.
I want to scream GROW UP! Seriously?!?
Today he ignored me because I didn't give him my Instant Messenger screen names.
YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR THEM!!
Im not on a computer all day so I RARELY log on to my Yahoo, GTalk & AIM.
Sorry I tried to tease you about it.
But thank you for ignoring my questions about when we are going to be Facebook friends.
There are things about him I really like and there are things about him that I think are deal breakers.
I don't know if we will ever meet in person. If he keeps up these little hissy fits I would say we probably won't meet.
My solution.... COMMUNICATION if you want me to contact you in another way besides BBM let me know. Its not hard. Something you want to know ASK!

I have lots of guys I could drag into this blog. But these 2 were the ones who chapped my hide today.

I am to a point in my life where my tolerance level for bullshit is very low.
I need men to quit acting like a bunch of little girls! Don't just hang with your new BFF and if you want something learn how to communicate!
Not that hard y'all.
And just a friendly reminder it is 65 days, 20 hours, 30 minutes and 35 seconds until Thursday, September 9, 2010 at 8:30:00 PM (New Orleans time) or the NFL Regular Season Starts!!
So, get ready y'all!!
XOXO
Kate!











Saturday, June 12, 2010

NFL KEY DATES-yep I borrowed this from NFL.com

Key Dates
2010Event
June 1Deadline for old clubs to send tender to unsigned restricted free agents or to extend qualifying offer to retain exclusive negotiating rights.
June 15Deadline for old clubs to withdraw original qualifying offer to unsigned restricted free agents and still retain exclusive negotiating rights by substituting tender of 110 percent of previous year’s salary.
June 27-30NFL Rookie Symposium, Carlsbad, Calif.
Mid-JulyTraining camps open.
July 22Signing period ends at 4 p.m. ET for unrestricted free agents who received June 1 tender.
Aug. 8Pro Football Hall of Fame Game, Canton, Ohio.
Aug. 12-16Preseason begins
Aug. 31Roster cutdown to maximum of 75 players.
Sept. 4Roster cutdown to maximum of 53 players.
Sept. 9-13Regular season begins
2011Event
Jan. 8-9Wild Card Weekend
Jan. 15-16Divisional Playoffs
Jan. 23AFC & NFC Championship Games
Jan. 30Pro Bowl at Aloha Stadium, Honolulu, Hawaii
Feb. 6Super Bowl XLV

Long time no blog...SMALL update

Holy Crap! Where has the time gone?
I had a plan to blog everyday and it seems that life has gotten away from me.
So, in the last month and a half since my last blog lets see what has happened?
hhhmmmmm well not too much has happened except my favorite band in the entire world decided to go in different directions (more on this later another blog).
I turned 39.
My mom bought a house in Wisconsin.
I decided to move back to Texas.
So, nothing too life altering!
So, I am currently in Texas packing up my mom's house that she has lived in for the last 28 years.
She closes on her Wisconsin house June 25th.
The moving van is scheduled to pick up her stuff on July 29th and be delivered by August 3rd.
Once Coach and I drive her car to Wisconsin, I will make sure that the moving van arrives, then we will let the extended family take over and help her unload and put everything away.
Then I will head to Nashville to start packing up the last 3 years of my life.
So, just a little busy this summer!! YAY!

I am having mixed emotions about leaving Nashville. (again another blog).

hey... just realized we are 88 days and 21 hours away from the kick off of the NFL regular season! WOO HOO

I am currently engrossed in The FIFA World Cup Soccer.
The USA played England today the final score was 1-1.
Please refer to my friend Michelle's blog for World Cup for Dummies...

I know NOTHING about soccer and was so damn nervous today for the game my heart was racing during our national anthem!!

So Happy World Cup!
Happy Mini-Camp to all the NFL players!
Happy SUMMER!
I will be back again soon y'all!
XOXOXOXO
Kate





Wednesday, April 21, 2010

2010 NFL Schedule!!

Happy NFL Schedule day!
I typed an amazingly long blog with the ENTIRE schedule and it shit the bed when I posted it.
So, I am just giving you the link to NFL.com

http://www.nfl.com/schedules/interactive

Play with their kick ass interactive schedule as you see fit.
But stop back by my blog later so we can discuss the upcoming games!
I am going to try to go to a game or 3.
Happy Football Season!
We are only 144 days and 18 hours or so away from kick off between My Dallas Cowboys and The Washington Redskins!
-Kate

Sunday, April 18, 2010

FOOTBALL Y'ALL!

I can not tell you how excited I am for the 2010 NFL Schedule to come out!
Im a football geek I know.
I will be sure to post the schedule here too when it is finally released.
I am really ready for baseball season to be done with.
Yes I realize it JUST started but Im over it.
I do enjoy a game live and in person every now and then but I can not stand it on tv! Sorry! I am pretty much a football only girl.
Basketball... meh Don't really care.
I did watch the final college basketball game between Butler and Duke - I was rooting for Butler. I have hated Duke since college and the Christian Laettner days. I just get so sick of everyone hopping on the Duke bandwagon - they are a basketball power house yes I get it but I just don't give a shit about them.
Anywho- we are approximately 143 Days away from the start of FOOTBALL SEASON!
So, excited.
I will start blogging more. I need to. I think I am happier when I blog.
I am currently trying to get out of a funk.
I think I just need to get laid it has been about a month.
The car accident I had on Friday didn't help my funk any.
My chest is killing me where my seat belt stopped me. But as long as me and my dog are all right then the rest is fixable.
Happy April... It is almost May.... and 36 or so days until my birthday. I LOVE birthdays I just HATE getting older!
Have a GREAT Week!
XOXOX
Kate

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Quick Update !

To blog or not to blog that is the question....
My life has gotten in the way of my fun and blogging lately.
I have several blogs planned but am waiting on details to fall into place before I blog about them.
Not that I have an ass load of readers but just don't like to jinx shit!
I could bitch about the stuff in my life that isn't going the way I want it to but who wants a negative blog? seriously!
No need to put any extra negative energy out there!!
I will say the past couple of weeks have been "lost in translation" of sorts.
I have had 3 different situations where text messages are sent and mis-read. So, hurt feelings have been running rampant.
Still working on cleaning up those messes.
So, words of advice Don't pick fights on text people - no good can come from it.

Baseball season started this week.... blah! I like going to games but do we need to have 85 months of baseball?
College basketball wrapped up last night Butler vs. Duke. I was cheering for Butler so of course Duke won- Blah!
Don't pay attention to the NBA I'm sure that is still going on winding down or something. I wish Chris Webber still played.
How many of you out there remember the Michigan Fab Five? Am I showing my age yet? ekkkkk!

On to the wonderful world of FOOTBALL... we are approximately 157 days away from the start of the NFL season.
They are going to implode Texas Stadium on Sunday. This makes me very sad.
I know we have a brand spanking new shiny stadium 5 minutes from my mom's house but- Texas Stadium is where The Cowboys legend was born and raised. SO MUCH HISTORY!
Tom Landry- the history of that man alone fills me with pride and joy. (and is a blog all its own)
I could go into a whole Cowboys thing here- but will save that for a later date and again a blog all its own.
Other news around the league...
McNabb was traded to the Washington Redskins. I heard they also picked up Rex Grossman.
Poor Jason Campbell- I liked him and I hate everything Redskins.
The draft is about two and half weeks away.
Someday I will go to NYC and check out draft weekend. As well as the Heisman ceremony.
OH BIG NEWS my #1 love Brett Favre became a grandpa this week. I have never had a crush on a grandpa before...
(Oh wait yes I have but it only lasted like a week. He freaked out because he was one of my step-dad's best friends)

Im thinking about attending a Spring Football game or 2. Stay tuned to see which colleges I choose.
I am planning a trip to New Orleans to hang with some fantastic friends as well as enjoy some amazing music.
It is the last weekend that my fave band The Lost Trailers are on an opening slot for the Tim McGraw tour.
It is also my first time seeing Tim McGraw- big weekend. Im excited!!

Ok my real life and job beckons me.
I must keep moving like a shark!
Will promise to blog again soon and include some PICTURES!

XOXOXO
Kate!!