Single Single Single!

I am single!
I love being single!
Single doesn't mean lonely.
I have friends. I can choose to hang out with them or I can choose to sit home, watch a movie and enjoy my favorite wine without having to get dressed up or worry about drinking and driving.
I have friends who are in relationships that I find extremely questionable. But whatever makes them happy!
I am HAPPY BEING SINGLE!
I get offended by all the stupid eharmony and match.com ads that are EVERYWHERE!!
I seriously report them as OFFENSIVE when they show up on my Facebook page!
Why does every one think it is so bad to be single?
I have plenty of married friends who wish they were single and some even act like they are single so you can't tell me they are in a "happy and loving" marriage.
I have a great sex life. Sometimes I wish it was as plentiful as Samantha's on Sex & The City. But its pretty good!
I have great friends. AMAZING friends. Talented friends. Cool friends. Friends who cook. Friends who sing. Friends who coach football. Friends on the radio. Friends who bake. A kick ass collection of friends.
I have a dog who loves me unconditionally. He is my baby. He will always be my baby. He is the only "baby" I want in my life.
I have a fantastic family. Big, talented, fun, wonderfully super, fantastic family.
What else do I need?
So, dear world QUIT trying to force everyone into a relationship!
Some of us really really are happy to be single!
XOXOXO
Kate