Being an adult SUCKS (sometimes)

Being an adult can be hard.
There are major perks to being an adult.
We can buy alcohol and drink it whenever we want.
We can have sex pretty much whenever we want.
We can stay up as late as we want. We can sleep as late as we want.
We don't have to make our beds if we don't want to.
We can be messy. I personally get undressed pretty much anywhere and everywhere in my house.  There is always a random pile of clothes in the hallway or living room.
I can have popcorn, wine and waffles for dinner.
So, the perks are everything every kid dreams of.
The sucky parts especially when owning a home are the endless list of repairs and to do lists.
And then there are the BILLS!!
My ass is currently being kicked by property taxes.
I owe $4,530.00 in property taxes and they tack on penalties if not paid all in one HUGE lump sum.
Who the fuck has $4,500 just hanging out waiting to be spent?
I dont. I run a small business. Which is growing daily but I don't have a spare $4,500.
It is frustrating. I wanted to start a GoFundMe account and ask EVERYONE for $5.00.
I didn't do that. Who the hell would donate? They don't give a shit if I have property taxes to pay.
So, I resorted to borrowing small amounts from friends. Even that is/was a HUGE challenge.
I pride myself on helping people when they need help. There were people that I know VERY well and I asked for as little $50 and they couldn't be bothered to even reply to my messages.
All they had to say was "Hey, I can't help right now." TOTALLY understand.
There are a lot of friends that came thru with FLYING colors. I am still $1,500 short but SLOWLY getting there... Yes, I will have to pay the penalty so I am probably closer to $2,000 short.... BUT whatever details.
It SUCKS being an adult.
So, don't be in a hurry to grow up.
Stay at home and live bill free as long as possible.
You can sneak around for the alcohol and the sex. Might be worth the hassle to not have to worry about bills.

Football Hats!

I asked my friend Michelle to make me a football hat!
And it turned out PERFECT!!!
I am currently trying to talk her into going into business with me!!
WE NEED TO SELL THESE!!